i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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