Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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