I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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