what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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