im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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