Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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