Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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