Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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