How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
only you would photoshop your dick
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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