I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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