rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Randomize
