if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
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