If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
She's JV to your varsity
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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