real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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