your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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