im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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