you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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