we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
We don't watch enough power rangers
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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