i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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