Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
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