This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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