I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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