she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
