you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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