Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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