and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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