I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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