As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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