turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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