wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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