Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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