real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
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