This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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