did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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