Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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