Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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