Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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