have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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