dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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