After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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