i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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