Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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