Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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