so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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