doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
my phone needs a breathalizer
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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