I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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