I hope mine doesn't look like that
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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