it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
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