so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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