Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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