on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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