you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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