I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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