is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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