I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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